Old Murphy was a minister in a small Irish town. He had always been a good man and lived by the Bible. One day God decided to reward him, with the answer to any three questions Murphy would like to ask.
Old Murphy did not need much time to consider, and the first question was: "Will there ever be married Catholic priests?"
God promptly replied: "Not in your life-time."
Murphy thought for a while, and then came up with the second question: "what about female priests then, will we have that one day?"
Again God had to disappoint Old Murphy: "Not in your life-time, I'm afraid."
Murphy was sorry to hear that, and he decided to drop the subject. After having thought for a while, he asked the last question: "Will there ever be an Irish pope?"
God answered quickly and with a firm voice: "Not in my life-time."
About Me
- Paul
- Born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, Paul grew up in the suburb of Richfield. Upon graduating from high school, he enlisted in the United States Army. After he was Honorably Discharged, he returned to Minnesota to become a musician with a local rock band. He headed west for a career in law enforcement and retired as a sergeant after nearly 30 years with a Southern California municipal agency. Formal Education: Masters degree in Organizational Management, a Bachelors degree in Criminal Justice and an Associates degree in Law Enforcement. California POST certified instructor in Racial Profiling, Tactical Communication/Verbal Judo, Report Writing and Police Motorcycle Operations. Currently an instructor for the National Traffic Safety Institute (NTSI) and Ron Laursen's, Kids N Crime